Thursday, September 3, 2009

Twilight

Why do all the girls get excited over this...

When this...

is in the same movie - and is WAY hotter?

Im confused.

Is it age? Is it because I'm at the age where some dude hanging out in your room is creepy and not sexy? Or same dude being so crazy about you, needing to be with you every second and thirsts for blood when you so much as say hi to another guy ... is maybe a little... over possesive? A little jealous... A little crazy? Not. So. Hot? Or is it because I realize that they are actors, and the first guy... whats his face... RPatz isn't actually a sexy vampire? He's just some nerd with messy hair? And the other guy (I don't even know who he is in the movie) is dead. sexy. vampire or not?

Age

I'm going with age.

I'm old aren't I?


Ummmm, am I gonna get mugged and beaten by twilight fans now? In a dark alley? Late at night...

4 comments:

  1. Haha! I love your writing style! You should do a column on Twilight or something. Tons of fans might want to hunt you down and 'mug you in a dark alley' after reading it (lol), but I'm sure most people, fans included (though they'll never admit it!!) would totally eat it up!

    As much as I love the Twilight series I have to face it, Rob and the whole pack of Cullens (including Bella) are a lot of fun to poke at:)

    And why did James have to die? He was such a hunk of meat! Heehee:)

    Olivia

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  2. this is amazing! it's true though, the twilight/edward cullen thing has totally grabbed the younger audience... there's a fine line between it being cute, and it being creepy...
    i'm undecided about what i think!

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  3. LOL! I love Twilight yet I've got to go along with your opinion! Edward is not at all appealing to me but that second one is HOT!!! I might not be a teenager anymore but I'm still around college age if that says anything ;) Maybe I'm the odd one out on this LOL

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  4. I don't know Twilight but the second guy is way hotter. Yup, it's probably age. x

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